THAT was the weird part?!

I overheard this conversation yesterday morning:


J: I had a really weird dream last night.

Zoo Boy: Oh yeah? What was it about?

J: I was inside a goat.

Zoo Boy: And...?

J: I was driving it on the roads like a car.

Zoo Boy: So? What's so weird about that?

J: I don't know how to drive.


Sometimes I wonder about my children....